HEY GUYS, GALS & NON-BINARY PALS!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
voidpumpkin
bacchanalium

Some dude in 2020: You should not judge a historical figure, a man from the past, by the modern ethics! He was a product of his time. 500 years ago his actions were completely normal! It’s present-ism, we can’t judge… bla-bla-bla…

People from 500 years ago: Oh my, this guy is such a bastard, a genocidal butcher, a total piece of garbage. Let’s keep records of this douche so people from the future shall hate him too. 

shining-dawn

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explorerrowan

Columbus’s crew were writing about what a genocidal monster he was. There were mutinies and uprisings by his crews and colonists constantly. If his contemporaries were willing to risk the ire of the queen of Spain to oppose him, we have every right to call him out on it too.

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thenonbinaryindustrialcomplex

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM!

direwolfblackrose

Transcript:

Welcome to the They/Themporium were we come fully stocked with all of your non-binary needs.

We’ve got classic models

EDM vampires

60’s housewives but they’re not racist

Genies who’ve only ever had to grant the wish “could you stay with me a little bit longer”

The cause of your parents divorce

Just a flat out witch who’s not even trying to hide it no more

I don’t even know what this is but I know it’s making me ask questions you’re not ready to know the answers to

So come on down to the They/Themporium don’t bother calling in we have unlimited personalities and none of them like talking on the phone

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thehumon

For a moment I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone.

melredcap

YOU FOUND A GOOD ONE

HANG ON TO THAT DOCTOR

silverblaze85

I found a doctor like this… and I almost cried… my “bad” cholesterol was 2 points above “perfect”, otherwise 100% healthy on the tests, and she said “body size doesn’t indicate health. There are large people that are unhealthy, there are large people who are perfectly healthy. There are small people that are unhealthy, and there are small people who are perfectly healthy. Healthy isn’t a specific body size.” I love her. 

owlinadayswork

HEALTHY ISNT A SPECIFIC BODY SIZE

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt

I NEED 40 PEOPLE TO UNFOLLOW ME

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh marvel is overrated

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm star wars didn’t need to continue

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

the only good video game is minecraft

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

JUST TEN MORE

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GOOD AND MINT ICE CREAM IS THE BEST ICE CREAM

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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caucusboi

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"𝑳𝒆𝒕'𝒔 π’ˆπ’†π’• π’Žπ’Šπ’”π’„π’‰π’Šπ’†π’—π’π’–π’”, 𝑨𝒏𝒅 π’‘π’π’π’šπ’‚π’Žπ’π’“π’π’–π’”-"

Mystery inc spinning the bottle

I decided to try something new adding a background, it was a hassle but it totally worth it✨

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